This is a kind friend of mine working hard at getting sales for everyone.
And in the words of the Sales Fairy himself:
"There is a problem for my "Sales Fairy dance, My pink tutu is missing (again) the last time I saw it, I was attempting to lasso a reindeer, and it's antler caught it, (a close call for me) I missed the reindeer, so it ran away, with the pink tutu hooked to it's antler, I'm not giving up yet.
I'm a workin on a brand new dance, (sound of a country western song in the background ) got me some of dem der boots..a big hat, skin tight worn blue jeans, yup!
I think the smoke from the burnt tutu, must be magic fairy smoke, cause it sure seems to be still working! That's ok, I need some time, to get git that dem der llne dancing down pat. (must I have to chew tobbaccy too?) I think my western accent needs a lot of work too, and here, I live in the west, you would think I could do better than that.
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