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Our greeting cards are 5" x 7" in size and are produced on digital offset printers using 100 lb. paper stock. Each card is coated with a UV protectant on the outside surface which produces a semi-gloss finish. The inside of each card has a matte white finish and can be customized with your own message up to 500 characters in length. Each card comes with a white envelope for mailing or gift giving.
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Touch my Eggs and I will slap you so hard. Even a search engine wont be able to find you. Funny gift for tea lover.
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Average Rating (4.84 Stars):
Thomas Walck
June 15th, 2025
Very happy with this card. Very fast shipping.
Thomas Walck
June 15th, 2025
Very pleased with this beautiful card. Fast shipping.
Irene Gonzales
June 14th, 2025
I bought this greeting card to mail to my best friend, she will laugh
Irene Gonzales
June 14th, 2025
beautiful and relaxing greeting card
Irene Gonzales
June 14th, 2025
love this funny greeting card
Irene Gonzales
June 14th, 2025
I love this Chef greeting card, will mail to my niece just to say hello.
Touch my Eggs and I will slap you so hard. Even a search engine wont be able to find you. Funny gift for tea lover.
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